Holland (Two and a Half Men)
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I am driving in my car down hwy 82. I stop at the red light at the intersection on Hwy 82 and truck route. My car goes dead at the red light. I get out and start walking to a gas station to get help. There is a lot of traffic and I am afraid that someone will run into my car. I cant find anyone to help so I start walking back to my car and I see a black guy at my car with the passenger door open and he is getting stuff out. I tell him to get the hell out of my car. He is a young guy, about 20 to 25 years old. He is wearing a white hoodie. I ask him what he took. He tries to lie but I see he has some of my stuff. We start to fight. I am amazed at how easily I am handling him.. I have been out of martial arts for years but it is like it has all come back to me and my body is in real good shape. I get my stuff back from him. The scene changes and I am in a car on Hancock road. Holland Taylor (the mom on two and a half men) is driving. My wife is on the other side and I am in the middle.. In the dream Holland is a real estate agent just like on the show.. At one point she farts while we are riding down the road. I cant beleive it. I look at my wife like what the hell is this woman doing?? Holland looks at me and says " cant turn off the fart machine". We end up at my parents house, I am not clear if Holland is suppose to be helping my parents sell the house or what. There is some repair work going on at the house. My parents are in bed asleep. Holland starts making out with one of the repairmen.. This gets really werid here becasue I walk outside and it is like the house has been pushed into the middle of the street. There is no way and traffic can pass and I will never be able to get out of the driveway. It is like the house is just sitting on a large slab and was slid forward by something. I want the house out of the road so I can get my car out of the drive. I lean against the house and start pushing, I am suprised by how easily that I push the house back. Scene changes again and I am at the old Dixie Berings building. Holland is there along with my wife, my mother and my youngest son is somewhere up there though I cant see him. It is Christmas time and Holland and My mom are wrapping presents for my son and putting the under the tree. One of the presents is a bow and arrow set. Holland passes gas again. My mom starts jumping all over her telling her how nasty she is and gets on her about all kinds of things..