Serbia is Going to Explode! Or was it Siberia?
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I was a student of science at some university or another. I had somehow deduced that Serbia was going to explode due to massive volcanic pressure. I wrote a paper on this and sent it to several professors with a note that if they didn't make sure it was published and publicized, I was going to have lesbian sex with their daughters.
Then I jumped in my car and drove off to find some important scientists and tell them about my findings. I stopped at a place where geological research was taking place. There were a bunch of unskilled workers being barely paid to roll and push rocks around a track in the hot sun, to test something about their composition. There were no actual scientists at this facility, though.
There were some goats grazing in the center of the track. Some of them were cute and fluffy, and I called one of them a "cute face," which I sometimes call my boyfriend in real life. An ugly male goat on the groud answered me in English, saying he thought I was cute too. I thought, "Ew, this goat thinks I was hitting on him. I hope he doesn't follow me and try to talk to me."
I looked at one of the guys pushing the rocks around and felt sorry for him. I said I'd help if I thought I could lift the rocks. He said he thought I could, so I tried, and it turned out I could. I worried then that helping him might make him think I was hitting on him, which was a gross thought, so I did my best to not give him that impression. I did his job for him until I accidentally badly injured a guy by rolling a rock down some stairs and bloodying his face. His friend got sick at the sight of blood. Then I remembered I had a job to do! I had to inform people that Serbia was going to explode! Or was it Siberia? I couldn't remember anymore!
I drove off, determined to let people know that either Serbia or Siberia was going to explode.
Additional Comments:
I have not seen or read anything to do with Serbia or Siberia lately. Utterly random.
