Rex the Karate Master

Date of dream: Sunday, June 01, 2014

Level of Lucidity: N/A     Level of Cohesiveness:
Lucid Intent? No    

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I was taking a shower in some unfamiliar bathroom. I think it was the morning after some crazy night out and for some reason I was standing in the shower with half of my clothes still on but my dick out. I don't know if the water was even going. I heard someone enter the bathroom while I was in there and for some reason I got incredibly angry and yelled at the top of my lungs, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW". It was some black girl who had come in there and she did leave after I yelled at her, though she angrily told me to stop jerking off (I was not jerking off).

Next dream. I was some kind of soldier who used swords. Everyone who I was fighting used the exact same type of sword - it was a sword that didn't really cut that deep but still was damaging enough to kill people. I ended up having to kill like four or five people just to save my own life. I can't really remember the details of the fights themselves, I just remember that I had to slash a couple of people to death. This was also all happening at my home in Potomac. After the fighting was over, I knew I wasn't going to have to do any more killing but I felt a deep sadness rush over me since I knew I had taken some peoples' lives forever. 

My brother came into my room and started teaching me karate. He started teaching me how to do a sidekick and he was actually able to do it quite well. The way he did it didn't involve as much "pulling in" of the leg before kicking (whereas at Tai Yim we pulled the leg in so that we could hit people who were closer to us). I practiced the sidekick a few times in front of him. He was also wearing a gi, which is actually pretty funny now that I think about it. He then did this weird combination move on me that involved a sweep and this other move where he kicked my buttox and let his toe hit some pressure point - as his toe pressed on the pressure point for a few seconds, I suddenly felt pain flash in that area and I involuntarily fell down. We both started laughing together at the whole thing, since the whole move seemed really funny.

I was swimming with Zack, Phu, and possibly some others in some place. I don't know if it was a swimming pool or what - I just know it had at least one snake. I think we interacted with the snake and played with it a little bit but we were generally trying to avoid it. There was one part where people were trying to scare the snake into going in certain directions but they weren't able to and I thought they were incompetent for not being able to do something so simple. I decided to show them up by going and trying to scare the snake to go a little bit towards them. I swam to the far side of the snake and rushed towards it to scare it and it immediately rocketed into the air and was gone. I knew it had landed somewhere but I didn't know where, and I felt a little bit embarassed since that was definitely not what I had been planning. After we left the pool I felt very happy at having spent time with the brothers.

  • Themes
  • Fun
  • Violence
  • Settings
  • Home
  • Outdoors
  • Unfamiliar
  • Characters
  • Brother
  • Friend
  • Emotions
  • Guilt/ Shame
  • Happiness
  • Activities
  • Fighting
  • Aman Skateboarding

    Date of dream: Monday, May 26, 2014

    Level of Lucidity: N/A     Level of Cohesiveness:
    Lucid Intent? No    

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    I was at home with my family and I was planning to go to the swimming pool with some friends. I remember that Tai was going to come, as well as a few other people. I think they were at Calvin's house waiting for a ride from me. For some reason, Aman is going to give my parents and I a ride to the pool and is also supposed to pick up the others as well. Somehow he is trying to give us a ride on a skateboard.

    I do not trust Aman and don't think he knows how to ride the skateboard properly. As he goes down the hill towards Calvin's house, he starts accelerating very rapidly. I yell at him to slow down and turn once he starts getting close to Calvin's but he doesn't slow down and continues picking up speed, heading towards the cul-de-sac. Eventually he loses control and we fly off the skateboard. Somehow I am unharmed, but I am pretty annoyed and have an "I told you so" attitude. I'm also impressed at Aman's courage and I remember thinking that he'll probably make a lot of progress in skateboarding very quickly because he's not afraid of getting hurt.

    I decide to take over and start skateboarding back up the road towards Calvin's house but I suck at skateboarding and I'm going really slowly. My dad is walking behind me and I admit to him that the whole pool thing probably just isn't going to work out.

    I'm back in the Amli apartment and it looks very different from before layout-wise. For some reason, the kitchen is now my room. I'm vacuuming the place and I'm feeling pretty passive-aggressively angry towards the roommies because I know they aren't going to help me out. I remember vacuuming the kitchen, which is my room, and noticing that the floor is sticky because TJ always walks there with his shoes to get the liquor.

    For some reason I'm in the basement of some building. There are several beds in this basement, all of them on the same side of the room. I'm in the middle bed and Fuji is visiting town and is in the bed closest to the stairs. There is a girl in the basement as well near Fuji's side and he is talking to her. I don't actually interact with Fuji directly but I notice that his hair looks really cool. He is talking about how the last time he visited town is when he was visiting me for the thing, though he doesn't mention me directly. I notice that he is very confident and try to pick up on some of his mannerisms so that I can learn from them. The girl gets into his bed and he immediately leaves the bed, which for some reason I think is a brilliant move because it shows his disinterest.

    The girl ends up getting into my bed. For some reason my mom then tries to sit on the bed on my side but there isn't enough room and the girl loudly tells me not to let my mom sit down. I don't let my mom sit on the bed. Immediately afterwards, the girl turns her backside to me and she has a beautiful round ass. She is wearing sweatpant-like pajamas. I immediately press my crotch into her ass and she starts to dry hump me. She mounts me and dry humps me front to front, then she has us scissor our legs and she starts dry humping me that way. She is pretty much leading the process verbally the whole time. She mentions that this is great because the dry humping is casual but is still a lot of fun. She also mentions once or twice that I'm touching her "like a terrorist", which makes me a bit self conscious about my dry hands and makes me try to do weird body adjustments to be less like a terrorist. After a second round of dry humping with the same sequence of positions, I end up saying that I only have enough money for my train ticket back home. She ends up losing interest (I'm not sure why, since she wasn't a prostitute) and leaves the bed. Last thing I remember is drinking some yogurt milk drink from a glass while in the bed and contemplating something video game related.

  • Themes
  • Sexuality
  • Settings
  • Home
  • Unfamiliar
  • Characters
  • Mother
  • Father
  • Friend
  • Unfamiliar
  • Emotions
  • Happiness
  • UT Ticket (and summary of some previous dreams)

    Date of dream: Sunday, May 25, 2014

    Level of Lucidity: N/A     Level of Cohesiveness:
    Lucid Intent? No    

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    For some reason, I've been remembering a ton of my dreams lately. I've had some really interesting ones that, unfortunately, I've failed to capture in my journal. The one I had just now is definitely one of my LEAST interesting ones, but I'll summarize some of the ones that I've had over the past two weeks that I can remember:

    - Learning the "dream dance" from Adam and waking up feeling incredibly excited to learn how to dance.

    - Punching those two children who stole from my store in China, and then being put to trial by a bunch of people including my family but having the trial interrupted when suddenly a bunch of people, including Chau from high school, start breakdancing. I woke up feeling a bit melancholy about not knowing how to breakdance.

    - Me being chased and bitten by Kirk's dog, and then jamming a door in its face.

    The one I had recently involved me being at work. I received a ticket from Kevin that involved helping some UT student with his homework. I didn't think there was anything strange about this so I ended up budgeting some time to go help the kid out. I followed some directions to the UT computer science building, which I suddenly realized I was completely ignorant of the whereabouts of. On the way there I was a bit nervous that I wouldn't be able to help the kids and that I'd look stupid because I work at Amazon and these were just a bunch of computer science students. I ended up getting to the building and feeling a bit of nostalgia upon entering. It looked like a typical building with tile floor and a ramp or stairs that led to a raised section. There was a female student fastening her bike to the railing on the raised section.

    I looked at the homework that I was supposed to help with and it was a bunch of geology questions that were related to dinosaurs, fossils, isotopes, and (for some reason) Mesopotamia. I had no idea how to do any of the questions, and I suddenly started wondering why the hell there was even a ticket created for this in the first place since it had nothing to do with work. I started looking for my bicycle so that I could leave (I was looking for the bike that I had when I was in Austin - the one with the seat tearing off) and I was telling myself as I looked for it that I would turn down the ticket and/or send it back to Kevin. Towards the end of the dream, I realized that maybe my bike wasn't there at all because I had gotten there by driving my car, not by riding my bike.

    I'm going to start recording my dreams again. It's fun to have this giant collection of stories generated by my own brain :).

  • Settings
  • School
  • Work
  • Characters
  • Colleague
  • Add'l Emotions
    Nostalgia