Prank Gone Weirdly Wrong

Date of dream: Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Level of Lucidity: N/A     Level of Cohesiveness:     Rating:
Lucid Intent? No    

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My family and I were looking at houses by the lake.  A girl saw we were interested in moving in one and invited me over to her house.  She asked me to hand make Q-tips while she made these cranberry dough balls.  Her entire house was very comfortable and decorated for Christmas.  Eventually her parents came home and said their hellos but acted like they didn't want a stranger in their house.  I found a mask that looked like a wolf creature.  The girl thought it would be funny for me to put it on and scare her parents with it, so I did.  When they went back outside I put the mask on and busted through the door growling at them.  They both screamed and took off running.  I ran them and a group of about 10 people who were equally afraid (for some reason) over a bridge crossing a stream and over to the lake.  The girls dad broke off from the group and ran into a wooden outhouse.  I bumped into him a bit right before he got the door closed causing him to shriek.  I turned right and headed for his wife.  We ran over the docks on the lake until there was nowhere else for her to go, so she jumped into the water.  I saw the bubbles rise and took the mask off so I could help her up when she surfaced, but she didn't come up for air for a good minute.  I stuck my hand in the water and waved it around so she'd see me.  A few kids on a paddle boat pointed a few dozen feet away and said she was climbing onto another dock. I looked over and saw she was safe then made my way back to their house.  Before I got to it I heard both of them behind me screaming that they were going to kill me or have me arrested.  I took off running into the front door and told the girl I was sorry for leaving.  I grabbed a few of those cranberry dough balls and shoveled them into my mouth saying I was going to be on the run for a while and I needed the energy (they tasted pretty good actually).  I ran back out the door and took off as fast as I could, then jumped up in the air and flew away over a canyon while police formed below pointing guns and searchlights at me telling me to stop resisting arrest.

Later on the dream switches to being back at the lakehouse where that chicks parents are still trying to kill me.  I eventually turn into some guy and a helecopter comes down telling me to get in, that they need my powers to fight someone off.  Apparently I can speak dragon (like Skyrim pretty much).  They make one more stop and pick up two spec ops looking guys who speak 'level 3 dragon' and I hear a booming whisper of what weren't quite words, but I knew what they were saying.  My in dream girlfriend was sitting beside me and our team leader of sorts in front of us.  Our helecopter began to go down when we saw a huge alien ship coming in from behind us.  George Takei  beamed down on our deck and wore a black and white robe that went down to the floor.  The girl began screaming at me for getting her into that situation (I don't even know where she came from really) and then turned to yell at George.  He chopped her in the throat and knocked her out with a laugh, then pushed her into a beam of light were she was lifted up to his ship.  Our helecopter was still losing altitude.  The leader of our group told me I needed to use the power of love to save us.  The end.

WARNING: Contains Immature Sexual Meanderings

Date of dream: Thursday, March 08, 2012

Level of Lucidity:     Level of Cohesiveness:     Rating:
Lucid Intent? No    

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These notes spread across a period of about 5 nights and inlude scenes from more than one dream.  

It started out with me inside the realm of Minecraft playing on Toby Turner's server (Tobuscus on YouTube).  Him, a group of people and I were going around building shit when he decided to end the game.  We all ended up in a waiting room which looked real rather than pixelated.  We were standing around chatting with Toby when I somewhat realized that sexually assaulting him would have no consequences.  I pounced him as if I was giving him a hug then started grinding on his package while people looked on and wondered what the fuck I was doing.  The dream skipped ahead to the two of us in a resteraunt.  I dug under a tin of food and found it was loaded with dirt and worms, so we left and ended up in a misty feild full of chestnut trees.  We ran through but I had no shoes on.  When I stepped on the spiky hulls off the trees I felt them penetrate my feet.  I began picking the spikes out of my soles, but it was so painful it caused me to wake.

Another was me walking along a stream with a group of nomadic people driving two wagons.  The group drove the wagons into the stream which dammed the river and revealed the bed made of concrete. One of the people turned out to be Leonardo DiCaprio.  Him and I stood in the riverbed for a moment then he turned to me with a sly smile.  I backed away and fell into the back of the wagon.  He crawled over to me and both our pants vanished.  Right when we made contact I awoke.  (Leonardo? First time for everything I guess.)

The most recent one was pretty weird.  I was at home watching TV on a big screen in the den.  It was a documentary on Alen Alda's time spent in rehab for 'being addicted to having sexual relations with horses'.  The video showed scenes of the rehab center, green pastures with grazing horses, had Alda doing a voice over on how hard it was going without fat horse cock in a serious tone; It even showed him from time to time in an interview-style speaking to someone slighty left of the camera and showed scenes of him stainding out in a feild rubbing a stallions back and the horse getting an erection...  When I had enough of watching noticed a big blue dildo stuck to the TV screen.  My mom came in the room and started giving me a lecture on masturbation when she saw it.  This shocked me to the point of waking up.

Additional Comments:

What. The. Fuck.

INCEPTION!

Date of dream: Sunday, February 19, 2012

Level of Lucidity:     Level of Cohesiveness:     Rating:
Lucid Intent? Yes     Lucid Technique: Other

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Last night I listened to some binural beats before sleep.  I dreampt I was a girl voulunteering to be part of an experiment where I'm put to sleep for 2 years.  Before going through with the experiment I met a little girl who was unsure if it was worth it and questioned me relentlessly.  I assured her that it would be fine and we'd all learn something from it, then went to the lab to be put under.  When I was connected to the machine I went into the womans dream.  I was in a feild of tall grass, the sky was cloudy and everything was in black and white.  I saw myself across the feild and took off to speak to... me.  When I got up close I saw that this version of me was a giant and I stood about the height of her ankle.  She spoke to me about the world I was in and what it meant to be there, though I don't remember what she said.  I looked to the cloudy sky and a creature or man flew down on a thunderhead.  He began shooting lightning from his hands and causing a storm.  The dream transitioned back to watching myself on the bed hooked up to the insturments in the silver room I was originaly put to sleep in.  The lead doctor was talking to his assistant on whether or not I should be woken up.  The assistant told him that if I was woken up once I couln't be put under again and he didn't know if it would be worth it.  The doctor said that the state I was in could be cold and lifeless and he didn't know if it was really worth risking.