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The faecal folkist.

Date of dream: Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Level of Lucidity: N/A     Level of Cohesiveness:     Rating:
Lucid Intent? No    

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A woman who was a member in an all male ultra rightwing fascist organisation called the CCC has been expelled and forced to leave on pain of death, the woman escapes and forms her own ultra leftwing government of one.

The lady works to become something of a revolutionary folk singer in the style of Joan Baez, all of her songs and subject matter concern faeces and defecation (???).

In a recording studio I watch the moment when the lady’s first album comes hot off the press and is excitedly presented to her.

The full colour album cover has a mid to late 1960’s feel and shows on the right hand side a close up of a naked woman curled up asleep in the leafy branches of a tree, all that is visible is a rear view of the woman’s waist and wide curvaceous buttocks which very much have the shape of a firm plump pear.

A muscular pair of male arms intrudes into the photograph on the album cover from the left hand side and appears to be making an attempt to grope the sleeping woman’s bum.

Additional Comments:

Thoughts: This dream was plain strange and may simply have come about through a lack of sleep and tiredness, but just before shutting down my computer last night I saw an upsetting news headline about a lady who was murdered because she refused to take part in some kind of ritual of an organisation called the KKK, I never opened up the link to read the news story in full as it was late and I had to go to bed but it made me feel terribly sad and upset and this probably affected my sleep before I went to bed. The strange dream may also be symbolic of course as it does seem to contain some of my usual themes.
  • Themes
  • Nightmare
  • Sexuality
  • Music
  • Dramatic
  • Transition
  • Violence
  • Loss
  • Success
  • Mortality
  • Health
  • Aggression
  • Politics/ Govt.
  • Settings
  • Evening
  • Geographical
  • Indoors
  • Night
  • Outdoors
  • Present
  • Unfamiliar
  • Characters
  • Celebrity
  • Imaginary
  • Politician
  • Significant Other
  • Stranger
  • Unfamiliar
  • Emotions
  • Sadness
  • Worry
  • Fear/ Dread
  • Anxiety
  • Happiness
  • Embarrassed
  • Helpless
  • Shock
  • Activities
  • Auditory
  • Movement
  • Physical
  • Problem Solving
  • Thinking
  • Visual
  • Keywords
    Men
    Woman
    Feces
    Orchard
    Pear
    Add'l Emotions
    Expelled
    Rightwing
    Leftwing
    Revolutionary
    Sexual

    Football in the graveyard.

    Date of dream: Tuesday, October 07, 2008

    Level of Lucidity:     Level of Cohesiveness:     Rating:
    Lucid Intent? Yes     Lucid Technique: MILD

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    Daytime in a very vivid yet hazy environment, I find myself in a small playing field where there are some soccer goal posts set up with an unfamiliar characterless goalkeeper stood in front guarding the goal. I am practicing taking shots at the goal and am attempting to kick the ball in such a way as to make it swerve in the air.

    One of my shots hits the top of the crossbar and momentarily bounces back out from the goal, as the ball hits the ground I will it with the power of my thoughts to bounce back into the goal mouth to score a goal, which it does.

    I continue to practice taking shots with one of the kicks sending the ball drifting off wildly up into the air and up over a grassy embankment and fence into what looks like a graveyard. I realise that my younger sister has been stood behind me watching me taking shots at the goal and when she sees the ball land in the cemetery she tells me that she doesn’t want to go and retrieve it as she is frightened.

    I don’t feel at all afraid so I climb up the grass embankment and clamber over the fence into the graveyard which now looks more like an orchard with many apple trees. I see the ball which looks more like a small beach ball with red and silver Celtic like markings on its surface, the ball is wedged in a tree so go over to retrieve it.

    I climb the tree to get the ball and see that there is an unfamiliar man sat quietly in the branches, he watches me silently with a smile on his face as I get my ball and then climb back down out of the tree.

    As I walk back to the playing field where the goal, goalkeeper and my sister are I see that I am being shadowed by a stern looking nun who walks parallel with me to my left some distance away.

    Additional Comments:

    Thoughts: Frustratingly I just haven’t had the time to spend writing up my dreams as much as I would have liked to hence the ones below are very brief, saying that even from their brief descriptions they are still quite obvious with recurring symbolism such as relieving oneself in Dream 1 being linked to the drainage in Dream 3 and the theme of tiredness as shown in Dream 4. The football part of the above dream was something of a half hearted attempt at trying to become lucid I think, although I didn’t have total lucid control I did feel as if I was trying to control of influence the football by making it swerve in the direction I wanted it to go.

    Dream 1: The long wee – A dream in which I am in a toilet taking an unusually long wee, an unfamiliar dream character stands over my shoulder chatting as I relieve myself. I feel an incredible amount of relief and happiness at being able to go to the toilet like this.

    Dream 2: The Coca-Cola magnate – A dream about a Victorian Coca-Cola magnate in some sort of alternate reality. The mogul’s factory is up the top of a steep hill, in pursuit of wealth and monopolising of the Cola market the man neglects his family in a terrible way.

    Dream 3: Drainage in the barn – Daytime in a huge barn and a labourer something like a cross between a farmer and a plumber helps me to install some drainage pipes into the floor of the immense hanger.

    Dream 4: Roses on the pillow – In an expansive and billowing heavenly white curtained environment I come across a serene and tranquil bedroom. Upon the pillow of the freshly made bed are laid some beautiful deep rich orange coloured roses, the scene is welcoming and I feel invited by an unseen presence to lay down upon the bed and fall asleep.
  • Themes
  • Fun
  • Transition
  • Action
  • Loss
  • Success
  • Mortality
  • Authority
  • Spiritual
  • Friendly
  • Settings
  • Morning
  • Outdoors
  • Present
  • Unfamiliar
  • Characters
  • Imaginary
  • Significant Other
  • Sister
  • Stranger
  • Teacher
  • Unfamiliar
  • Emotions
  • Anxiety
  • Relaxed
  • Accomplished
  • Peaceful
  • Activities
  • Movement
  • Physical
  • Problem Solving
  • Searching
  • Thinking
  • Visual
  • Keywords
    Football
    Sister
    Graveyard
    Orchard
    Nun
    Add'l Emotions
    Will power
    Influencing
    Misdirected
    Bravery
    Followed

    The cruel garden.

    Date of dream: Sunday, June 22, 2008

    Level of Lucidity:     Level of Cohesiveness:     Rating:
    Lucid Intent? No    

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    It is daytime and I find myself walking around a very large wild field on a hill, it looks like a part of the land at my great grandmother’s house where she had an orchard with apple trees. I walk through the long tufts of grass with my wife silently and just in one another’s company, the atmosphere of stillness and silence is just like that of an empty church.
     
    Suddenly from out of a small copse of trees in the distance up on the hill I see a large bird of prey swoop down and land very close to my wife on the branch of a small tree. I look very lucidly at the bird and am chilled to the core to see that it is actually some kind of harpy with a quasi human monkey like face but which still retains the eerie flat faced gaze of an owl.
     
    My wife leans forward to take a closer look at the monstrous chimera but I warn her not to get her face too close to that of the nightmarish bird as it would be sure to claw and peck at her face cruelly. I pull my wife away from the chilling creature and continue to traipse through the tangle of long grass which weighs heavy on my feet, as I walk I’m horrified to see the bloody disembodied tennis ball sized heads of tiny miniature lions strewn around the orchard. 

    It would appear that the tiny dwarf lions who lived in the orchard have been attacked by a flock of these harpies who spitefully bite and snip the lions heads off with their beaks just for the pleasure of it.

    Additional Comments:

    Thoughts: The amount of dreams and waking life incidents regarding birds has been quite uncanny for me just lately, it reminds me of a similarly eerie childhood experience that involved an owl too. Dream 1: Cats & kittens – Daytime and I find myself walking to buy some kind of grains of wheat from a fish & chip shop, the grains are served moist rolled up in a newspaper much like chips would be. I walk with a woman to the hot snack shop that would appear to be part my wife and part my younger sister. After visiting and lucidly sitting in at the fish & chip shop an unfamiliar dream friend gives us a lift back to my Nan’s house in her little white car, the car is quite sporty and unusual in appearance with many innovative and unorthodox features, apparently this lady’s father owns a garage and is able to do any repairs that need doing on her car, it seems like the perfect arrangement. We finally arrive at my Nan’s house and as the lady says goodbye she hands us some little kittens to keep. I go into my Nan’s kitchen and take a seat at the table besides my great uncle, he explains to me that he has had to change a component on his car to do with fuel flow and his car is still not working after having replaced the part twice, he is really angry and uses the ‘F’ word which really shocks me as he’s not like that at all in waking (in the dream the shock of this detail seemed to jolt some lucidity into me) he looks at me as if the problem is some how my fault. I notice that the kittens we were given have started to pester my Nan and hurt her legs, she falls or rather slides off her chair and becomes hysterical and immobile on the floor so I try to lift her back onto the chair. I decide to take the kittens outside so they won’t be a nuisance, I spend a while playing with the kittens but soon notice another larger fully grown grey cat spitefully mauling one of the much smaller kittens in a bush, I go over to intervene and separate them and to stop the larger cat from bullying the much smaller one. Dream 2: Aerial views – Daytime and I go to a supermarket with my wife I’m told to wait inside near the entrance and not to enter so that is what I do, as I wait for a long time whilst my wife does her shopping I see a familiar sister-in-law make her way over to a check out to join the queue. The sister- in-law sees me and acknowledges me with a smile and a wink, I suddenly feel very self conscious as this smile and wink seemed to convey something more than just recognition of a family member. After the shopping my wife and I go back home (part dream home, part familiar) where we have heated discussion about how an aerial should be fitted or installed which will be linked to a television set that my wife plans to watch whilst she does some exercises in a gym like room (this doesn’t reflect any waking life drama or room). We can’t see eye to eye about how to install the aerial but the crux of my argument seems to be that the co-ax (I used this term distinctly in reference to co-axial cable, this shortening may have been significant as I used it a number of times within the dream) is that the cable should be uninterrupted and one long piece whereas my wife seems to think that it will be fine to use many pieces of cable all linked together with many small male and female sockets and fittings. Another dispute starts to take place about a strange kind of Artex like plaster work which covers the walls in messy swirls in the room where my wife plans to do her exercises, I touch the wall and huge chunks of the faux finish comes away in my hands revealing the rough masonry beneath, this causes a bit of a row. A further matter crops up concerning what looks like an unusual set of glass table wear which is displayed on a shelf, one of the unusual globe shaped pieces of glass has a red stain or mark in it and my wife thinks that we have been misled with the item and wants to take it back for a refund or replacement, the strange items looks a little like the kind of thing which might be used in a chemistry laboratory. We get into a car with me as the passenger and head off to the glass factory to take the soiled item back, at some point we head down a steep hill which leads into a tunnel, this descent is accompanied by an ominous feeling.

  • Themes
  • Nightmare
  • Dramatic
  • Violence
  • Mortality
  • Relationships
  • Aggression
  • Settings
  • Familiar
  • Geographical
  • Morning
  • Outdoors
  • Present
  • Characters
  • Creatures
  • Other Relative(s)
  • Animals
  • Significant Other
  • Unfamiliar
  • Emotions
  • Sadness
  • Worry
  • Fear/ Dread
  • Anxiety
  • Helpless
  • Shock
  • Activities
  • Auditory
  • Flying
  • Movement
  • Physical
  • Thinking
  • Visual
  • Keywords
    Orchard
    Wife
    Grass
    Harpy
    Lion
    Add'l Emotions
    Silence
    Horrified
    Chilling
    Monstrous
    Sickened