Date of dream: Thursday, May 09, 2002
Level of Lucidity:
N/A
Level of Cohesiveness: 
Lucid Intent?
No
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Ma and I lived in a really big, old, empty, haunted, possessed house. The paint was chipping off the walls and there were insects everywhere. In one of the rooms there was a trap door that led to a small passageway. I was surprised to find that I actually fit into the passageway and after crawling a small distance I found a really big bath tub. There was a metal sculpture of a demon head on one side of it. I crawled over the tub and continued on through the crawlspace and after another very short distance I came to a large metal chamber. There was an exit in this room similar to the exit/entrance to the basement of the house I lived in when I was little. It sloped up from the metal chamber to a golden field surrounded by trees. I noticed a rectangular haystack and walked up to it. After poking around a bit I found a stereo system hidden inside. I would later find out there were speakers hooked up to this throughout the house. I went through the passage several times after this and the sculpture on the tub threatened to kill me. It was evil.
Some time passed and somehow a UU con happened at my house. The passageway to the bath tub and the metal chamber was now a staircase and the tub was filled with water and soap. I passed this and found con people in the chamber hanging out and talking. Out in the field I found more people listening to music on the stereo. I started to notice ghosts and dead animals hanging around the house. They were really creepy and annoying at the same time and the con people started to get freaked out and bothered. It slowly got worse until everyone left except me Ma and Holly. The dead people were aggravating as all hell and they came into our house to use our possessed bath tub and eat our food. Ghosts and apparitions flew through the house singing show tunes. Every time I got rid of one, three more came. Squashed road kill leaped through the fields. Spiders were everywhere.
I started trying to make a list of things I needed. The first thing I thought of was some bug spray. Then I started planning a ritual to get rid of the rest of our pests, especially the bath tub which was now explaining in detail how he was going to torture and kill my family and friends. A ghost flew by, singing some falsetto opera and I grumbled and ran after her. In the kitchen I found a fat woman with no hands that was there much too often and I told her she was dead and alerted her to the fact that she had no hands and for these reasons, no, she could not get into my refridgorator and eat my food, now get out.
Finally Holly and Ma came home from the grocery store. They brought Richard home with them. We went up to the third story to prepare for the ritual. Getting out my athame, I noticed a black dagger made of stone with carvings from the Necronomicon in the blade. I made a mental note not to get this anywhere near the bath tub.
The dream ended with Ma, Holly, Richard and me sitting in a circle eating these cinnamon bread things for libation and I was commenting on how extremely, totally fabulous they were. I woke up.
Date of dream: Friday, March 30, 2001
Level of Lucidity:
N/A
Level of Cohesiveness:
Lucid Intent?
No
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I somehow got a big bad tv and soundsystem type of thing, and in order to not bother my mom I set it up in the garage to listen to it. My garage was really warm. After a while I decided to just stay there and make the garage my new room. My mom was all too delighted to get me out of the actual house. She stopped keeping her car in the garage so she could keep me in there. It was kind of like a crappy apartment. But she didn't give back all the stuff she took away from me.
By summer all my friends were living there with me, and we were pretty much homeless, because I wasn't allowed to stay in my house anymore, just the garage. Ami carried around a really big fake hamburger for some reason. In this dream I had two little brothers, and one day in my back yard I was sitting in the grass and my two little brothers were playing on the porch. The younger of the two poked the other in the eye with a sewing needle, and I screamed and ran to them, as I was running, the older of the two vengefully poked the other in both eyes with another sewing needle. Neither of them realized how serious an incident this was.
One day Laura and I were walking down the road and I heard a low noise behind us. Laura fell to the ground and I started freaking out. Then I noticed Laura had a large frog on her back. It was croaking. I picked it up and threw it on the ground. It hopped away. Laura and I continued walking.
My friends and I decided to take a trip to Traverse City. We got there on a bus. We went to the Unitarian Universalist Congregation of Grand Traverse for some special thing. When we got back to my garage we decided we should just go somewhere else, because living in my garage wasn't getting us anywhere.
We decided to go to Oklahoma (I have NO idea why) and then I forget where but Holly wanted to go to some other state after that. We put all our stuff on the bus and everyone was on the bus but me. I decided to grab a couple of the cds my mom hid from me in the garage ceiling, but the cases where empty. Then the older little brother of mine came into the garage and said I couldn't leave without my Berenstein Bears cd (I don't really have one, I don't think they exist) and he handed me an empty case. Then he said "I know I'm not supposed to give you this, but I thought it was really important." He handed me the Berenstein Bears cd that was to go in the case. I started crying and hugged him, and promised to come back and see him, the bus started leaving, so I ran to it, crying, and got on, and we left.
THE FREAKING END
Date of dream: Thursday, February 15, 2001
Level of Lucidity:
N/A
Level of Cohesiveness:
Lucid Intent?
No
This dream has been viewed 369 times.
Okay. So in this dream my friend Mike killed himself. I didn't see him do it or anything, but everybody knew. Holly and I had an apartment attatched to the side of Mike's house. We hung around at his house even though he was dead and gone and his family was grieving. They were used to us being there.
Anyway one night we were sitting around in the dark in his house in the middle of the night. Everyone else was asleep. Holly decided to go to bed, she crawled through the crevice into our apartment. I decided to sleep in Mike's bed. I went in his room and found his knife on the floor. I put it away where he had kept it.
The next day was my mother's first day working in a jewelry store at the mall. I went to support her or whatever, and I played loud, hard music that attracted a lot of people. There were also coats sold in the store. It was a jewelry and winter clothing store, or something. Mike walked in. I thought he had been dead, but it didn't surprise me to see that he had decieved us all and was still alive. Either this or he had come back from the dead, which wouldn't surprise me either. He's like that. I greeted him and told him about my mother working there. When I was done he hid behind some coat racks so I wouldn't bother him anymore. I didn't.
Holly walked in. She and I talked. I then break danced for the crowd of people while Holly bought some "cold, water, and nicotine proof" gloves. She and I gathered some of the people we knew and decided to go on a trip with some of the winter merchandise to see how well it worked.
We were out in a van about to go when we discovered that my feet were much too large for any of the boots we had brought. Holly went back into the mall to get some boots for me, and we waited.
When we tired of waiting for Holly we went back into the mall to retrieve her. We found her a few stores down from my mother's. She wore only a fishnet bodysuit. She was adored by many. She seemed terribly exhausted and grateful that we came to fetch her; all of her admirers had worn her out. So we went outside, and clothing magically appeared on Holly.
There was a huge gathering outside the mall, I don't know what for. There was a girl selling small discs with letters of the alphabet written on them and saying they were drugs. She sold some to a large, cocky looking guy, who soon discovered that they weren't drugs at all. I had made friends with the girl and I was standing next to her, trying to comfort her, when the guy came charging at us.
I awoke when ERIN DENLEY BODYSLAMMED ME!!!!!!!!!!
