Date of dream: Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Level of Lucidity:
N/A
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Rating:
Lucid Intent?
No
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In the dream, I woke up and went into the bathroom to get ready for work. It was still dark, so I tried to turn the light on, but it wouldn't work. I assumed the bulb had blown, but when I went back into my bedroom, the light didn't work there either. I knew I still had electricity, because my radio alarm clock was on, so I thought a switch must have tripped in the fuse box. I threw on my robe and went downstairs to the fuse box. In the living room, the light was switched on, and the lampshade was crooked and the curtains were half open. I didn't remember leaving the room like that the night before, and I assumed that the light was still working in the living room because it had been on all night. I switched it off and went to the fuse box. I knew there was a switch in there with "lights" written next to it, but I couldn't see it - partly because it was dark and partly because I'd just woken up and my eyes were blurry. Just then, the door burst open, and the gas man who had visited last week came in with a ladder. I realised my landlady must have let him in to do another service. i was annoyed that she'd let him in while I was asleep, but I was relieved that there was an explanation for the lights. I said hello to him, then went upstairs to get dressed.
I started to get changed when I heard a noise downstairs. I started to walk down the stairs and I saw an older man with a dog in my living room. I assumed he was my landlady's husband. I didn't mind him being in the house, but I hate dogs and I was grossed out by the fact that it was touching my furniture. I decided not to make a fuss and went back upstairs. On the landing, I noticed there was a stain on the carpet. I also noticed that my toilet was now, bizarrely, on the landing. It had a fluffy cover on the lid, which had a similar stain as on the floor, as well as two piles of dog poo. I was really angry and stormed outside to have a rant at the man with the dog, but when I got outside I saw three women with dogs. The one closest to me was, I assumed, my landlady's daughter. They were all laughing and I knew they'd let their dogs make the mess. I went up to the daughter and asked what she'd done in my house. She said "it's MY house actually". They refused to clean up the mess, so I went back inside to phone my landlady. When I told her I had a complaint about her daughter, she said "Oh no, what's she done?", like she was used to getting complaints about her. I started telling her what had happened. I kept pausing so she could speak, but she was silent. This kept happening, and I kept talking, until eventually i noticed that my phone wasn't even in my hand, it had fallen on the floor and disconnected. I picked it up and tried to send her a text message saying "Sorry, we got cut off", but every time I typed it, "sorry" kept coming out as "sgrry", and I was getting really frustrated. On top of everything else I had been trying to get ready for work while all this was going on, and I looked down and saw I'd put on fishnet tights, which were totally unpractical for walking to work in December.
Date of dream: Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Level of Lucidity:
N/A
Level of Cohesiveness:
Rating:
Lucid Intent?
No
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I was getting ready to go to work, and when I got to the front door, I noticed it was open and unlocked. I was confused because I always lock myself in, and I didn't think I'd be this careless. I left and went to my car. It was really summery outside, and loads of people were out in the street, washing cars etc. As I got in my car, I saw two of my friends, who I don't know from real life, heading into my house, and I rememered that I'd given them a key to let in a workman who was coming to fix my boiler. I realised they must have left the door open, so I got out of the car and ran after them, and explained how I needed them to remember to lock my door. On the way back to my car, two women appeared carrying a huge box of ice lollies. There were all different flavours - I distinctly remember strawberry and kiwi. They gave me the box, I don't know why. I took out two strawberry ones to eat, then took the box back to my house to put in the freezer. When I got there, the door was unlocked again.
I eventually left and drove to London. I was staying in a hotel - I think I was there on business. I had finished and was trying to leave the hotel, but I got horribly lost. I had a nagging feeling that the doors led to different places than they had earlier, as though the walls were moving. Eventually I got out and I bumped into Emily Osment, who in the dream was my best friend. She told me her dad was in the hotel and asked me to go in and find him. I went back in and found her dad, who turned out to be my colleague Simon. I told him she was waiting, so we started heading out, but the walls moved again, and this time we were even more lost than I had been the first time. We eventually got trapped in a room with no doors, but we somehow found a way down into a tiny basement. After climbing up through a gap behind some furniture, we saw a door which led to the corridor by the exit. Simon ran through the door, but the wall started to move and I was going to be trapped. He leant back and grabbed my hand, and managed to pull me through the door just before it closed completely.
We managed to get out after this, and met up with Emily. We were all hungry, so we decided to go to subway. I picked a sandwich but didn't get given what I wanted - just a bread roll with a slice of ham inside. When we sat down Emily said she could sense that her dad had some kind of physical contact with me, and started accusing us of having sex. We both told her that wasn't true, and the only time we'd touched was when he'd grabbed my hand to save me. She didn't believe us, despite us both insisting it was true.
Date of dream: Monday, January 26, 2009
Level of Lucidity:
N/A
Level of Cohesiveness:
Rating:
Lucid Intent?
No
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I was at work, and I was working on my computer when I started getting all sorts of problems. I realised that my profile was corrupt, and I needed to recreate it. I did this, and all seemed normal, but for some reason recreating the profile altered an ID number I'd been given, and resulted in me being registered on some kind of serial killer's register. There was a website listing all known serial killers, and my name was on it, along with a picture of some girl with brown dreadlocks, who I assumed was the person who's record should have been displayed before mine was.
The dream changed, and I was now in a dungeon-style prison cell with the girl with the dreadlocks. Our cell was made of rough stone, with a small barred window about 7 feet up on the back wall, and large bars on the front wall. I noticed that the girl had a rope hanging out of the window, and every time the guard went away she pulled the rope into the cell and seemed to be studying the end of it, which was plaited into different sections. She told me that her sister stood to inherit loads of money now that the girl was in prison, but by decifering the code at the end of the rope, she could not only escape prison, but get all the money. I pushed her away and stole the rope, and started trying to decode it myself, but I had no luck.
I'm not sure how, but I eventually seemed to solve the problem, because I ended up out of the cell. I was watching some kind of DVD of the sister's life, but instead of moving pictures, it had a series of still images with voice-overs. The pictures were all illustrations, and everyone was wearing Victorian clothes, like the story happened in the past. I started to skip through the DVD, so I was seeing brief scenes. They started with the sister walking down a road, and ended with a group of children on a farm. One little boy had short black hair, and event hough he looked nothing like him, I somehow knew it was my friend Rich, and that this story would tell me something important about him.
I stopped watching the DVD and went to find Rich. I eventually found him back inside the prison building. He was inside a long tunnel, also made from rough rock, and there was a barred gate seperating us. The gate was broken, and just propped up into place. I couldn't see him well, but he seemed to be working as a blacksmith. I made some joke about him being the guy on the DVD Piracy warning adverts (I don't know if this is just a British thing - it's a blacksmith making a brand that says Piracy). He stopped working and looked up, and I saw that he'd been transformed into a hideous little creature. He was about 4'5 feet tall, and his skin was green and lumpy. He had two stubby legs, with no feet. He had no arms, and his eyes were raised on stubby protrusions from the top of his head, which were the same size and shape as his legs. He looked a little like a letter H. When I saw him, he yelled at me, and I was shocked. I stepped backwards and fell over. He apologised, and asked if we could start over and be friends again. I said of course, and he started to squeeze out rhough a gap in the gate. The pressure of pushing through the gate made his eyes seem to pop out of his head. I had a feeling that I should be scared of him, but I wasn't, I just wanted to help him.
