Naked In Debenhams
Level of Lucidity: N/A Level of Cohesiveness:
Lucid Intent? No
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It was my birthday, and I was going out for pizza with my family and some friends. My mum had organised a minibus to pick us up. I thought we were going somehwere local, but my mum said that we had a 3 hour drive. I was worried that I'd need to stop for the toilet on the journey, but my mum said that would be fine, I could ask the driver to stop. When the minibus arrived, it had two metal seats in the front, and the back was divided into two sections, with metal benches in them. The sections were cut off from the front, but there was a monitor on the dashboard showing the driver what was going on in each of the sections. People in the back had no way to communicate with the driver. I wanted to sit in the front, but my fiend Sam got in first. The driver, and Indian man, told me the bus was normally used to transport terrorists to prison.When we arrived, we weren't at a pizza place, we were at a huge building which had been converted into a giant indoor slide, with a Christmas theme. It was really dark inside, and as we slid down we had to collect tokens. I felt really uneasy, but I didn't know why.
Later on, I went to Salisbury on the bus with my friends. I needed to buy something in Debenhams, so I got off the bus before they did, and I told them I'd meet them later on. Before going there, I walked to some public toilets. I found them behind a building, They were a tiny blue metal building, oval-shaped. On one side were two doors to disabled toilets, and on the other was a door to the ladies'. The building only looked like the ladies door went into one cubicle, but I knew there were 3 cubicles inside, and there was far more room inside the toilets than there looked from the outside. A woman and a little girl were walking ahead of me, and I knew they'd take up two of the cubicles, so I started to hurry. There were 2 steps leading up to the disabled toilets, so I walked up them, then started to walk round to the side with the ladies' room. Halfway round the steps changed, and it was really hard to walk on them. I saw Miriam Margolyes standing nearby, but she had really sharp teeth. I told her how dangerous the steps were, but she just got angry, and said I should be grateful I could walk up them.
After using the toilet, I walked to Debenhams. I realised I needed the toilet again, but I decided to wait. Once I was inside the shop, I met up with Kevin Spacey. I realised we were both evil - I think we might have been demons in disguise, we definitely weren't human - and we had to try and kidnap a woman who worked there, who was actually my real-life colleague, Tanya. We went to different sections of the shop to find her. I couldn't get any attention from the staff, so I decided to buy some lipstick so they'd speak to me when i paid. For some reason, I took all my clothes off, then went downstairs to the makeup section. People were staring, but I didn't care because I knew I wasn't human, and this wasn't my real body. When I got downstairs, I had to walk through the lingerie department, so I decided to grab some underwear and put it on. Next I walked through the clothing section, and I grabbed a skirt, and put that on. Finally, I picked up a lipstick, then I walked over to the sweets counter, where Tanya was working with a number of older women. I tried to convince Tanya to come with me, but she was suspicious and refused. Kevin Spacey turned up, and I was relieved because I think he was my superior, and I knew he'd have more success. He said he was setting up a carnival and wanted a woman in her 20s or 30s to help. Tanya said "For your information, I'm 40", and she refused to come with us. Kevin and I both got really angry and stormed out. As I walked out, I started ripping off the clothes I hadn't paid for, and threw them on the floor. When I took the skirt off, I threw it at a woman nearby, then I realised it was actually my own skirt, so I snatched it back, but told her I was still angry. As I stormed out, I saw a rack of dresses I really liked. I stopped to look at them, but there were none in my size. On the way out of the shop, I walked through a corridor filled with booths for hair extensions and makeup etc. I knew Kevin Spacey would destroy the booths later on because he was so angry.
