Russian Army
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I had joined what I think was the Russian army, and so had my friend Shell. They'd taken us, along with a group of women, to a big park, where they were going to train us. At one end of the park was a huge hill, which had a ridge running round it about halfway up. We had to climb up to the ledge, then use some weird grappling hooks to climb to the top. Then we had to run along the top, use the grappling hooks again to climb back down to the ledge, then jump from the ledge to the bottom.Shell and I got to the top of the hill fine, but when Shell saw the climb back down she got scared, and said she needed the toilet, so she left. I started using the hooks to climb down, but the side of the hill was really muddy and soft, so the hooks kept falling out. However, the mud made it easy to climb down because my feet just went into the side of the hill. I climbed down in this way, pretending I was still using the hooks, then jumped from the ledge. The soldier leading the course said I'd done brilliantly, and told me to go and wait with the others. i felt like I'd cheated, but I carried on anyway.
The other women were all sitting round a pond, so I ran over to sit by it. There was a really fat woman stood near me, wearing my favourite skirt. Suddenly, Simon Pegg walked over to me and started chatting. I was really excited and we were getting on really well. Shell came back from the toilets then, and started waving as she ran towards me. I knew she'd try to steal Simon Pegg from me, so I screamed. She reached me and asked me what was wrong, but I said nothing. Then she started flirting with Simon, so I had a strop and walked off.
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Ok, I don't even like Simon Pegg very much, so I don't know why i was so jealous!!