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I was on my way somewhere, and I had a laptop with me. It kept automatically signing me into MSN, which was annoying me. I needed to be online because I had something really important to discuss with my friend Shaun, but my best friend Shell was online too, and she'd want to speak to me. Normally I would have wanted to talk to her, but it was really important that I got whatever problem Shaun and I were discussing solved. In the end, I blocked her so she'd think I was offline, and carried on with my conversation with Shaun as I was walking. Suddenly, I bumped into Shell, and had to go out of my way to hide my laptop so she wouldn't know I blocked her. Shaun eventually gave me some instructions to go somewhere, and Shell said she was going in the same direction, so she followed me.
We got into town, and I realised that the place I was going was the Danebury - a big hotel in town. Before we got there, we bumbed into loads of people in the street. One girl had a TV screen and she called us over to look. She was watching some weird programme about women who looked like men. They were doing sports, and the judges didn't believe they were women, so they had to show them their breasts to prove it. We turned round from the TV screen, and saw that loads of people in the street were doing the same sports as on the TV. Everyone was in pairs of a boy and a girl. Firstly, the boys had to race across the street carrying the girls under their arm, then they had to run back holding the girl in front of them, while she stuck her legs out. During this second part, someone noticed that one of the competitors was Angelina Jolie, and they all dropped their partners to run and see her.
Shell and I went into the Danebury - she was helping me now. We had instructions on how to get to a certain room via the staff entrances. We eventually found the room, which belonged to a couple who had just lost their daughter. We had to wait for them to leave, then go inside to look for evidence about the daughter's death. When we had our chance, we ran inside and found evidence everywhere, but before we could organise it, we heard them coming back, so we grabbed what we could and ran. We tried to make the bed, which we'd messed up during the search, but we couldn't so we left it. Later on that evening, we went to meet my friends Michelle, Ceilidh and Roxanne in a bar. It was Ceilidh's birthday so I'd agreed to go out even though I didn't want to. Shell kept trying to tell me about something she'd done to my boots, but I wasn't listening because she kept laughing and I couldn't understand her. We sat and had some drinks, and I realised that the bar had a weird rule about nobody being allowed more than three drinks. Roxanne got bored, so she said she was going to leave, and as she pushed her chair back, there was a small explosion and it fell backwards. I stood up to see her, and she was laying on her back, singed, and there were small fires in her hair and on her skirt. She laughed and asked who'd bought them, and Shell said it was her. I asked what was going on, and Shell showed me some devices she'd bought which hooked round the heel on someone's shoe, and made mini explosions. She'd used my boots to do it though.
Angelina Jolie: 
