Date of dream: Saturday, November 17, 2007
Level of Lucidity:
N/A
Level of Cohesiveness: 
Lucid Intent?
No
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There was some kind of parade going on, and there were loads of celebrities and paparazzi. There were commentators talking, so I can't remember if I was watching it from beside the parade, or watching it on television. Beth Ditto walked down the parade, with a couple of friends, and they were all very drunk. Beth was wearing a pair of denim hot pants, and a tiny top, and when the photographers approached her, she grabbed her stomach and started waving her fat at them. Next to Beth was one of her friends - an equally large woman with short, blonde, curly hair, wearing a black dress. She was so drunk, that she fell over on the floor. Two women ran out of the crowd and tried to help her, and rolled her onto her back. I remember being terrified that she was going to be sick. As she laid back, her neck suddenly split open and loads of large mealworms started spilling out of the wound. The woman holding her screamed and jumped back, and as she dropped her, the woman's head fell completely off, and disintegrated into a slimy pile of earthworms. More mealworms poured out of the end of her neck, and there seemed to be thousands of them.
Date of dream: Sunday, October 08, 2006
Level of Lucidity:
N/A
Level of Cohesiveness:
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I'd been for a night out with a group of my friends, and I was walking home with my friend Sam and
her dad. They couldn't get home for some reason, so I told them they could stay at my house. We were
all really drunk, and we were laughing and tripping over all the way to the house. By the time we got
home, it was about 3am. Sam's dad couldn't walk because he was so drunk, so we were trying to carry
him.
We got in the door, and I was surprised to see that my parents were sitting in the living room, with my
nan and my aunt. They had been waiting up for me for some reason. They knew who Sam was, but
they'd never met her dad, and they asked who he was. I told them, but they didn't believe me for some
reason. It seemed to be Christmas or someone's birthday, because there were boxes and wrapping
paper all over the floor. My mum had unwrapped loads of presents, and they were all different pairs of
shoes. I tried them on and wanted to borrow them, but they all had really high heels and were really
painful.
Later on, I drove Sam and her dad home - I think it might have been the next morning. I dropped her
dad off first, then drove Sam to her house. She invited me in for a drink, so I went inside. She went
upstairs and I was in the dining room talking to her mum's boyfriend, Shaun. I told him I had
something really important to tell him - I can't remember what it was, but it was something I was upset
about. He said that I couldn't talk to him yet because he was leaving soon to go on holiday to Italy for
four weeks. I was absolutely desperate to talk to him about whatever it was that I was upset about, and
when he said I couldn't I got even more upset.
Later on again, it was the evening again, and I'd gone out into town. I went into a bar, and had some
drinks. There was a girl in there who was causing loads of trouble. She was really drunk and kept trying
to start fights, and make a mess, and generally offend people. I went into the toilets, and saw that
someone had been sick in the sink, and it was all over the carpet too. I was really scared because I
have a phobia of vomit, so I went to leave. I heard someone being sick in a toilet cubicle, and I
realised that it was the girl who'd been starting fights.
I left the toilets and went to the bar, and told the barman that it was really rank inside the ladies'
toilets, and someone would need to clean up. He asked me if it was the same girl again, and I said that
it was, but it wasn't just her, there was other mess too. He told me he'd send someone to sort it out. I
decided to leave, so I headed for the exit. The bar was upstairs, and to get out, I had to walk down a
carpeted spiral that seemed to go on forever. The girl from the bar had thrown up all over the carpet
here too - it was absolutely everywhere, and I had to be really careful not to step in it.
Eventually, I got out of the spiral, and later on I had to go back up to the bar. It was closed, and I'd
gone to talk to a woman I knew who worked there. She was complaining about the girl from that night,
and I suggested that she give the girl a job, then make her do all the horrible jobs that she'd made
them have to do. She thought it was a good idea, so she did give the girl a job. I was really surprised
to find out that as soon as the girl started work, she was really polite and friendly, and seemed to really
enjoy the job.
Date of dream: Saturday, August 05, 2006
Level of Lucidity:
N/A
Level of Cohesiveness:
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I'd been out drinking with my friends, and I was really drunk. My friend Shell and I were walking home,
but for some reason, we were walking to one of our friend's houses - Michelle's - and we were
approaching it from the opposite direction than we should have been. We noticed that there was a
group of 4 or 5 men walking behind us, and they kept whispering to each other and staring at us. At
first we thought they liked us, but after a while they started to scare me.
When we reached the turning to where Michelle's house should be, there was actually a bungalow there
instead, with a car park outside. Shell turned and went the other direction, because her house was
across the road and she wanted to get changed. I realised that the bungalow wasn't where I lived, but
some sort of social club. I went to stand in the car park and wait for Shell to come back, and the group
of men came and stood in the car park too. They were still staring at me and talking, and I started to
think that maybe they did just like me after all. One of them came over to me and said "Where did your
friend go?". I told him she'd gone to get changed but would be back soon, and asked him why he
wanted to know. He told me that him and his friends were a band, and they'd been touring, and they
hadn't seen a woman in 6 months, and now they had gotten to see two, so they were excited. I was a
little creeped out, but I just smiled and laughed it off, and eventually they left.
A blonde woman came out of the bungalow and invited me in for a drink and some food. I went inside
and sat down, and she made me a cup of tea, and some tinned ravioli. She was tidying up while I was
eating, but she kept taking off her t-shirt, putting it down, then picking it up and putting it back on
again. She was making me nervous, so I said thank you and left.
Shell came back and we decided to go to another pub - I think we got a phone call from our friends
saying to meet them there. It seemed to be the beginning of the night rather than the end now, and we
weren't drunk any more. We started walking again, and ended up in the street where I work. We heard
a loud noise, and a car pulled up next to us. It looked like the batmobile and was obviously really
expensive. The door slid up so we could see inside, and a girl from in the car started saying hi to us,
and how she hadn't seen us in ages and it was great to see us. I bent down to look into the car, and
saw that it was my friend Joe's girlfriend, who actually hates me and would never be that friendly to
me. Also in the car were three men, and Shell got all excited because she fancied them all. They were
all black, but their skin was actually jet black, not a normal dark skin tone. They were all facing straight
ahead and never moved or spoke, and I wondered if they were real or not.
Eventually we reached the pub we were going to, and we were waiting outside for my friend Sam. While
we were stood there, I saw Sam's mum's boyfriend, Shaun walking past. I was surprised because he is
supposed to be in Brazil. I looked round, but nobody else seemed to have seen him. Then we saw the
other members of one of Shaun's bands, the Stonepigs, and they were carrying instruments. We
normally go to his bands' gigs, and I realised that was what we were doing today. I said to Sam "I
didn't realise we were going to a gig, when did Shaun come back?". She told me that he hadn't come
back, and they were using a replacement drummer for the evening. I was confused, but I thought she
must know best, so I tried to forget about it. I went and sat at a table with some people from my owrk,
and had a drink.
Later on, I got up to go to the toilets. In the ladies room, you walked in the first door, and went into an
empty room with one shower cubicle in it, which had a sign saying "boys" on it, so only men could use
the shower even though it was in the womens' toilets. There was another door in the room which went
into the actual toilet cubicles. When I walked in the room, I saw Shaun again, this time he was in the
shower cubicle. The walls of it were glass, but there were two bands of frosted glass which were at
groin height and chest height, supposedly to stop people from seeing anything. I was shocked to see
him, but he just waved at me. I waved back and realised that he something wasn't right about him - he
looked different in a really minor way. I started to think that maybe it wasn't him.
I went into the toilet cubicles section to try and find Shell and ask her if she thought it was actually
Shaun or not, but she wasn't in there. When I came back out into the shower room, he was still in
there, and I looked at him and realised I was right, it wasn't Shaun, just someone who looked really
like him. I had gotten hold of a piece of paper from somewhere, and it was like a foreign ID - the man
was actually called Styv, and was Romanian or something. Suddenly, he got out of the shower and
came over to talk to me - I could definately see that it was a different person now, he seemed to have
gotten more different as the dream had progressed. Styv was extremely, erm, gifted shall we say, and
he walked towards me without a towel on and started talking to me in a weird language. I just backed
away from him, then ran out of the toilets!
Additional Comments:
I was drunk when i went to sleep and had this dream - I love the dreams I have when I've been
drinking!
Okay, we do normally go and see the band's gigs, and Shaun is supposed to be in Brazil, but that's
about the only part of this dream that I can explain.
