Skunked! (and fragments)
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I seem to be in a hotel room with a bunch of people. At the window I suddenly see a skunk walking along the window sill. I thought it was on the outside, though, and I excitedly point it out to the others, "hey, look a skunk! A Skunk!" but they were being too noisey, and then I shouted at them again, knowing they wouldn't want to miss seeing it, "A SKUNK! LOOOOOK!" So they finally look but then I notice the skunk is on the INSIDE, and I immediately worry it's going to spray us, and it does spray a little bit, and I see a tiny spot of oily musk on the window behind the skunk, and I try to get up and walk away, but it was too late, the skunk turned its back on me and let me have it, I got completely doused in its stench. I was trying hard to at least keep it out of my face, which I managed, but it was sitll all over me. Although I didn't actually smell anything at all, I was picturing myself in a huge bathtub full of tomato juice, and how disguting I was going to smell.Turkey Pie
I was at Publix by the bakery, and I look just in time to see what looked like a lady chomping down on a pastry of some sort, but I could have sworn that I had seen the wing of some sort of big flapping in her hand. I figure I must have imagined it. Then I go over to the display cases and to my horror I see these weird danish shaped pastries that somehow have live minarature turkeys baked into them. They don't seem to be harmed in anyway, but their backends were definitely pastries. The woman whom I thought had a flapping wing in her hand a minute ago really did. I was very angry about this, and cursed at the bakery and the woman, telling them they're horrible! Eatting turkey's alive, how sick!
Horse in the Mud
I see animals in the woods, and at some point I come across a big bunch of mud, and for some reason I go digging through it and find something white, and I move more of the mud and find a horse burried in the mud. I was pretty surprised and rather sad.
The Purple Goo
I forget a bunch of this dream, but I am in the woods and me and some other people are in danger of being attacked and killed by this tribe of malovent sentient monkeys. I find this strange purple gooey stuff, and think that I can bargin with the lead monkey to spare us in exchange I will hand over the gooey stuff. I demonstate all its uses, and using magic I make the goo turn different colors and turn into little balls that I can make spin in the air. The monkey was enchanted, and accepts the offer, but I know he can't use the gooey stuff like I can, but the deal is sealed anyway.
Motor Cycle
I dreamt that my friend Sean gave me his motocycle and I was riding it. It was fun. I think I can save a lot on gas with it. I was also carrying too much stuff with me though, and I was trying to find a place to dump it. I had a big blanket, and something else. I remember pulling into some sort of enclosed hotel space or something.
