No, actually, I am Green.
Level of Lucidity: N/A Level of Cohesiveness:
Lucid Intent? No
This dream has been viewed 324 times.
I am at the Tallahasse Mall, and headed towards the food court when I turn to my right and see some toys being displayed in a store. I think that maybe I could see if there is anything I want to get my neices for a present.
I walk in, and there are these little doll houses, and I don't think I like them, they have too many small parts and my neices are still too young to not shove everything in their mouth. Then I wonder about the plushie monsters that seem pretty cute until you see they only have one enourmous eye in the middle of their faces (with no other facial features) I wonder what sort of kid would like that kind of plushie?
I look around and don't find anything I want to get them, and I walk out. At some point I run into some slacker dude with a skinny mustace, and wearing a baseball hat. He asks me a question, I forget what it is. But I do remember feeling insulted, and I tell him I am 40 years old (I guess it had something to do with my age, though I am not quite 40 yet, not until October) and then he points at his face and mentions something about the greenish cast on my face. I think he meant to insult me, but it wasn't really working. This was just some young punk trying to hassle me, and he wasn't really a threat, not that he looked like he was going to attack me or anything, he was just being a shit-head. I explain to him that it's not an illusion, I really am green, and also added on top of that "you god-damned moron!" or something like that. We continue to exchange unplesantries until I guess we're out of things to say and part ways.
I can't really recall anything else.
Additional Comments:
Long long Looooooong time ago when I was in middle school, circa 1986 ish, one of my friends commented that my complexion was sort of olive. I didn't say it at the time, but I felt insulted, I mean...olives are GREEN? are you saying I am green? I didn't think so, but since then I have come to realize that it is true, I do look kind of green, especially right below the eyes and under my nose. I think it's because my skin is very thin and very pale and my veins are very close to the surface, and in certain lighting I look kind of like a corpse. I think it came up in my dream because I was looking in the mirror before bed and wondering about that green cast right under my nose, because it kind of looks like I have a greenish mustace about to grow in. I don't think most people really notice, it's not like I am Kermit the frog green or something, but if you were a portait artist, and if you were going to paint a picture of me, you'd probably use more more green paint than one would ordinarily use., that and blue for my very obvious veins.