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Leslie Knope (part 1 and 3 of 3)

Wednesday, May 17 2017 Views: 49




I’m Leslie Knope, and I’m in a house that serves as the office.  I see Ben wearing a pineapple hat, talking with a group of people that act superior and exclusive.  To compete with their exclusive club, I get pineapple sombreros and act like I’ve got an even more selective club than his.  
I close the glass doors that lead into the living room area that I’m in, and lock myself in alone.  I pull the shades so no one can see, and act like I’m having a wondrous party with multiple people.
Months go by.  By the time Ann sees me, the entire space that I had blocked off is now hoarded over with stuff.  
I’m overweight, now, too.  I have to climb down from a pile of my hoard by hanging off of and shimmying  across the top shelf of a tall entertainment center.  Ann panics that I’m going to tip it over with my weight, or that it will break and I will fall.  I hear sirens signaling her distress, even.  I get down without an issue.
Ann, Ben, and the others promise to help me.  I appreciate them wanting to fix me.  I start by trying to pick up some trash off of the floor.
When I bend over, a cat attacks my head.  My first instinct is to stop it, but I hesitate.  This cat only attacks the heads of the people it likes, so I’m actually honored.
After a while of keeping the cat perched on my head, however, I’m ready to take it off.  I ask Ann how to get it off, and she tells me to make a loud noise and say something with a mean voice, and it will jump off.  
I turn on the TV to get as much loud noise as I can get.  I then shout and clap my hands, but the cat doesn’t jump off my head.  I reach up and gently pick the cat up like taking off a hat.  When I hold her out in front of me, I see that she is completely asleep.  I set her down on a pillow.
I am now myself.  I go to the post office area of this building, and get an extra long package out of the mailbox.  [continued]

Relative to Real Life~
Night of May 17th, 2017 (part 1 of )
Real-life characters: Leslie Knope (Parks and Recreation), Ben (Parks and Recreation), Ann (Parks and Recreation).
Dream-created characters: People Ben talks to, cat.
Real-life places: None.
Dream-created places: House/office, living room area, post office.
Reasons: Parks and Rec characters = I watched a couple of Parks and Rec episodes before bed.
Different than real life: I’ve never seen Ben wear a pineapple hat, Leslie isn’t overweight.
Reoccurring: No.
Precognitive: No experiences yet.


Me and Ann leave the post office and end up running through a busy market, chasing after someone.  It’s incredibly important that we catch up to them and get the information we need- it’s a matter of life and death.
We finally chase the person out of the market and catch up to them by a chain link fence.  It’s Shauna Malwae-Tweep.  Without a word to us, she aims a flare-gun straight into the sky and fires off a streaking yellow flare.  She nods toward the city we’re on the outskirts of.
Ann and I turn and look and see the expected fireworks booming all around the skyscrapers- and one out-of-place green firework that isn’t as boisterous as the others.  It’s not a firework- I realize- it’s a flare!  A green one that matches Shauna’s yellow.  
We leave Shauna behind to chase down the origin of the green flare, where we’re sure we’ll find the man that we need to see. We run through alleyways and struggle to keep an eye on the fading green flare. [End]

Relative to Real Life~
Night of May 17th, 2017 (part 3 of 3)
Real-life characters: Ann (Parks and Recreation), Shauna Malwae-Tweep (Parks and Recreation).
Dream-created characters: People in the market, man we’re after.
Real-life places: None.
Dream-created places: Market, outskirts near the fence, city, alleys.  
Reoccurring: No.
Precognitive: No experiences yet.

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