card collection - generic lucid

Date of dream: Tuesday, September 02, 2008

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Lucid Intent? Yes     Lucid Technique: DILD

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This dream started in 3^rd person, following a fat, fatherly looking man with a Luigi moustache. He was walking down the hallway into my brother’s bedroom and began searching through decks of cards on top of his chest of drawers. I knew he had had his own trading cards and was looking to see if Nic was collecting any. All there was on the drawers was countless decks of Yu-Gi-Oh cards and he did not take to this well at all. He began to shout and wear about how Nic was a bad person. Nic walked into the room and saw fat father Luigi in the bedroom. He simply asked what he was doing. Suddenly, the dream shifted to 1^st person, and I was the fat man. I was feeling pretty embarrassed so I shouted ‘Oooh I’m a very scary burglar, and I kill little boys!’ as if it was to myself, in the hope he would leave. He didn’t. Carefully, without letting him see my face I edged my way to the window and prepared to jump out. Looking out the window I realised I was dreaming. Quite pleased, I forgot all about Nic and returned my body to its current state and jumped through the fly screen, easily passing through the fly screen. I gracefully performed a low-gravity kick off the windowsill and in a display of my catlike dream reflexes landed on the fence with one foot, followed slowly by the other. I looked down at myself and saw I was wearing a black kimono (like on Bleach) now. I though this was pretty cool and kicked off the fence and tried to fly again.

I felt confident enough to try an aerodynamic flying style, with my body horizontal and hands by my side. But because I suck, I lost altitude quick and had to put my arms out to glide still. Because of awkward landing I didn’t have enough speed to take off into full flight and came to an abrupt stop across the spare block, skidding on my chest. I hopped up, took a deep breath and looked around at everything. Almost <i>everything</i> was a perfect replica of the real world and I felt perfectly grounded in the dream. This was <i>by far</i> the best quality lucid dream I had found myself in. I still span around a few times and rubbed my hands a bit, just in case. I moved down the street a bit, jumping about 20m at a time really quickly, feeling like the coolest dude in the whole world when everything flashed back inside, and I was walking down the hallway again.

This time, I still knew I was dreaming and ran inside the bedroom and was keen to jump outside again. Still wanting to try something tricky, I tired to pass through the wall, like a ghost but it was taking too long so I teleported out onto the road with my supreme powers of impatience. Everything looked exactly the same as before. I saw a friend’s dog a few meters ahead of me and tried to mow it down with a sneaky energy blast. I failed. Nothing happened but a tiny bit of heat haze oozed off my hands, still in the classic Dragon Ball-Z position. I tried a few more times, but to no avail. Fed up, I just ignored the dog and went to see Sam’s place inside my dream. I transported my self in the absolute coolest style imaginable up to the garage door, which was left slightly open. Sam’s dog and cat were in there and came over for a pat, so I patted them. It was at about this point I totally forgot I was dreaming and lost lucidity.

I saw a small kitten next to me which I had not seen before so I decided to pat it. It hissed at me and beared it’s fangs but hey, this was a dream, I just grinded my face across 4m of road on a pretty sharp angle and nothing happened (but still didn’t re-realise I was dreaming), this cat couldn’t hurt me at all. I put my hand near it and it bit hard into my hand and tore a small chunk out. It hurt a lot but felt strangely numb. I decided to go in for another pat and show this kitten that I was the dominant male, and how tough I was. It bid me again and took another kitten-mouth-sized chunk out of my hand and swallowed it. This one hurt a lot more and the kitten suddenly decided to start clawing my hand, which added even more pain. I flung the kitten off my hand ran down the driveway and heard my alarm seeping through into my dream. NOOO I shouted as I remembered this was my best quality lucid dream to date and had wasted it trying to prove to kittens I was tougher than them (and failed). The second beep of my alarm went off and I could feel my physical body as I started to wake up against my will.

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I'm Back! The Doctor

Date of dream: Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Level of Lucidity: N/A     Level of Cohesiveness:     Rating:
Lucid Intent? No    

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This dream started in 3rd person view. The Doctor (David Tennant (or David John McDonald)), stepped out of the TARDIS onto a European looking street. The Doctor was holding a large black umbrella which he kept close to his left leg almost all the time when he walked. The street was crowded with tall brick houses, all three or more floors, and had a cobblestone road and gutters, so it was set a while in the past. It was an overcast day so it looked as if it may be going to rain, which explains why everyone on the street was also carrying an umbrella. A group of five or six poor looking children ran past The Doctor and down a side street, all holding umbrellas. The Doctor realized something was going on so he began chasing after them but was overtaken by two obese people wearing skintight suits from the 80's. The group ran down the alley way and down a flight of stairs. Everything was made of the same stones here! The buildings, the roads, the alley floor, the stairs, the handrail on the stairs. When everyone outran my point of view my vision blurred and before I knew it I was The Doctor.

I was standing in my backyard, behind the obese mother and daughter, who were naked for some reason, but their privates were artistically covered by a conveniently placed fern or their hair (no, from their head). They had cornered the six children, who lost their large black umbrellas (the sky was clear again), and threatened to eat the kids. I ran between the groups but was too late and a kid was eaten. The young, naked, obese daughter commented on my edibility and approached me. I freaked out and an iTunes playlist appeared in front of me, filled with 'Doctor Who-ey' options. I chose the most lethal sounding option. The Daleks. A small piece of green folded crepe paper appeared in my hands and when I held it in different positions I would receive different radio signals. I looked at the iTunes playlist again and read it properly. Now it read 'Add 15Hz of frequency to each Dalek radio channel'. Great. Luckily the small folded piece of green folded crepe paper took my attention away from everything and for the next three minutes of the dream I tried to master this radio. By the end I was getting pretty good with it. Then I woke up :).

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Lucid again!

Date of dream: Friday, April 25, 2008

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Lucid Intent? Yes     Lucid Technique: WILD

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After a big drought I made an effort to break it last night so I did some mental prep and right before bed I ate 2 large bananas and had a mug of peppermint tea. The neighbors next door had loud music plating and they were also playing the guitar and singing until about AM where I eventually nodded off. I still had my earmuffs on and was slipping in and out of consciousness and passed out slowly. I was in a large shopping center in the afternoon, and had a large bag of fun sized picnic bars in my left hand. The shopping center was really white and all of the surfaces were polished smooth. I felt a bit uncomfortable in there however because I appeared to be the only one in the whole entire shopping center except for one employee in Woolworth's. I decided to go home now and began looking for an exit. I saw an exit and began walking over to it to leave and caught a glimpse of inside Woolworth's again. I noticed how tall the roof was this time, it went about 40 meters into the air and the shelves were also stocked about that high. It looked more like a storage room than a supermarket because nothing was painted, everything was polished cement. I ignored this and continued to the exit until I saw Yvette. She was carrying 2 bags of clothes and asked me if I'd watched adventure time yet. I said yep (I actually did just before bed) and she was pleased. I continued walking determined to get home.

I was sitting on the floor of my kitchen at home now staring at my fridge when with no warning at all I was hit with big jump of lucidity. When I realised I was dreaming a managed to stay relatively cool and ran into my bedroom and sat cross legged in front of the door of my wardrobe. I was already slipping out of the dream so I jumped up and spun around three times and rubbed my hands together vigorously. This helped a bit but just to be safe I stared at a bottle of bleach I found on my bedroom floor for one reason of another. I had perfect vision, everything was so clear on the blue plastic bottle except for the label. There was big red capital letters on it that we so blurred that I couldn't read it at all. After grounding myself for a while I sat back down and stared at my wardrobe door. I clapped my hands together and tried some alchemy, Fullmetal Alchemist style. I placed my hands on the door waiting for something to happen. Nothing. Oh well I thought and ran back into the kitchen and saw a box of muesli on the kitchen bench and turned my hand to alchemy once again. I clapped my hands together and touched them both to both ends of the box. I held it a little too hard and destroyed the box, lucky there was no muesli inside. I tossed the box to the side and thought I'd go for a fly somewhere now. I began walking toward the side door and began reducing my weight slowly. I was only just skimming the ground by the time I got outside. I knelt down to get ready to fly and jumped as hard as I could but only just fell back down about 30 later. I was getting frustrated and accidentally began to slip back into my physical body too far and woke into a light sleep paralysis. After I recovered I looked at my clock and it said 3:20am! I had only been out for a max of 20 minutes during a dream that felt like an hour!

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